0fps:

von lycaon

haosketchy:

Main

ma-ra-ru:

I love Nicole

schnellertod:

idk I love cyborgs

print here

roseltheteacup:

i must apologise for my absence this little idiot has me in a chokehold

bigy-bigley:

behold, the cunning hares

belobogindustries:

PHAETHON

ma-ra-ru:

SO EXCITED 💥

mewmewdoppio:

6 years have passed and I have not changed

discoursedrome:

butchdarling:

they should invent a hobby that doesn’t require potentially destroying your wrists

If you broaden your horizons just a little, there’s a whole world of hobbies out there that destroy your knees instead

lacefuneral:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

enby-denby:

potatos-mom-has-got-it-going-on:

citylightscomebackinjune:

myterribletwenties:

thebestofmen:

forfawkssake:

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

The girl borne of this post will soon be old enough to start her own Tumblr someday. I wonder if this post will come across her dash, and I wonder if she will recognize it…